Saturday, May 14, 2011

Caps Lock and Load!

Anyone else think iTunes should change the name 'Genius' to 'Nagging, Expensive, Spendaholic Wife'?

You have to feel for Lindsay Lohan. No seriously, the drugs have dulled her sense of feel that much.

Why do the media use phrases like 'corrupt regime' but not 'wet ocean'?

Congrats to the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge. My hope for them is that they have a life filled with happiness in which their every dream comes true. Basically, like yesterday. And the day before that. And the day before that...

Mostly I don't buy panties. I just read the liners.

'Friday' and 'Baby, Baby, Baby, Oh!' are different songs right?

I love how Disney just passes over the fact that Simba is a polygamist.

As a gay man, I don't always agree with the Pope, but I gotta say, ROCKIN' HAT!

I don't think people who complain about Life being unfair understand that it's just a cereal. Get over it!

Rich people have the most influence and power. Do we really need to wonder why the rich get richer and the poor get poorer? Has NOBODY played Monopoly lately?!?!

Not sure what future generations will say about us, but I'll bet there will be an unspoken acknowledgement that I had a spectacular ass. And you know what? Maybe that's enough.

In my heart, I just know that even if he'd been ugly, Brad Pitt would have been a huge superstar.
Of course I also just know I'm big boned.

Yellow. That's the color of the sky in my world. (You KNOW you were wondering)

Sometimes I ponder the ramifications of ADD on a world that's already too... CLOUDS!

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