Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Who knew my brain had all this garbage in it?

There are over 1 billion galaxies in the Universe (and counting) and in each of those galaxies there are over 1 billion stars.  Most, if not all of those stars have planets orbiting them.

If the odds of one earth-like planet existing around any one of those stars in a 'livable' zone is even .0000001%, then there are potentially 1 billion planets capable of supporting life.

My Point?  Can you believe WE got Courtney Love?!?!

Divorce is a billion dollar industry.  Ted Bundy got married in prison.  Queen Elizabeth II married her cousin.  American men can 'order' a bride from the Philippines.  But 2 women fall in love?  NOW the sanctity of marriage is threatened...

I think the Egyptians, Greeks and Romans proved that we're capable of building things that last, except maybe for successful civilizations.

I think we all remember where we were when Bea Arthur died.  Myself, I was on the Lanaii.

James Cameron really painted himself into a corner this time!  Good luck making a THIRD billion dollar movie sucka!

Albert Einstein, Julius Caesar, Mahatma Ghandi or me.  Who would you most like to have dinner with?  May I remind you, the other three are rotting corpses?  Take your time, I'll wait.

I guess I thought Mel Gibson had it together.  That MUST be the reason I can't believe what his life's become.  And as bizarre and pathetic as he appears, he can still buy and sell me.  Anyhoo, I'm off to stick my head in my oven...

When I die I want to be remembered as that guy.  You know, that guy that did that thing.

Can you believe that 'Asteroids' was a word they DIDN'T use for hemorrhoids? DON'T tell ME that asteroids were discovered first, no way, no how!

Poor people are so easily distracted from the fact that they are USED by the rich that it really makes me want to be rich.

Did you know that practice DOESN'T always get you to Carnegie Hall?  It's true!  However, you won't have any better luck taking the 113 Straight Line... it's shitty.

I was SO hoping Ellen Degeneres would get that second job.  Poor thing can barely get by on the first one.

I believe we have all made the mistake of taking the donut for granted.  Shame on us.

What goals do people born into the British Royal Family have?  They can't really social climb, aim to make their first million, or try to get laid more than they do.  I suppose all you can really aim for, in their position, is to NOT marry a golddigger.  Hoo Haa, good luck with that playas!!!!


  1. Congratulations on another informative blog. They should really put these blogs into a text book and teach it to our children. I mean, which came first, the Asteroid or the Hemorrhoid? That could be a whole semester

  2. Why thank you sir. But let's be honest. The world isn't ready for my brand of gritty truth telling.
    Look what they did to Jesus.
    ... and he wasn't even funny.