Those of you who know me, know there are 2 unchangeable facts about yours truly.
1) I won't turn down a patient (I have a real patient fetish)
2) The songs I write are from the heart - though rarely mine.
Here are some of the songs in my catalog, randomly selected from a list of well over 3. Enjoy.
What's That Smell? (Damn girl, I could have loved you)
I'm Coming Up So You'd Better Turn That Damned Music Off
Let Your Finger Linger (The Ballad of Tickle Me Elmo)
I Don't Care What The Test Results Say, I Didn't Do Billie Jean Either
Boom Boom, Aint It Great To Be Crazy (Dance Re-mix)
THAT Does Not Go THERE (Oh Grease Girl)
I've Got A Crush On The New Church Elder
It Ain't Love Without The Plastic Sheeting
You Can't Always Get What You Ordered Online
I Changed The Baby Jesus, Holy Mother
You Don't Understand Him (But Yes I'm Still Pressing Charges)
(I'm Gonna) Put On My My My My My Kleenex Shoes
Kinda Built Like A Chevy But I Love Her (The Kinda Song)
The Greatest Could Take It Or Leave It Of All
Someone Call A Medic (Seriously Shot Through The Heart)