"And who died and made YOU Queen?!?!"
Then I had to apologize to her Majesty for being so inconsiderate about her Dad's passing away.
"Oh yeah?! You and what army?!?"
You know I just KNEW it was the wrong thing to say, but Patton had made me so damned angry.
"Genius move Einstein!"
But then upon re-examining the board, I realized Albert had indeed put me in checkmate.
"I'd like to see you do any better!"
Maybe I was too snappy with Bill Gates that day, but I was getting frustrated trying to build my Ultra Typewriter prototype and having to listen to his 'helpful' suggestions.
"What was your first clue, Sherlock?"
And do you think Inspector Homes would shut up after that? Hooo boy!!
"Get a load of Greta Garbo over here!"
I swear I didn't think they'd swarm her like that. Greta Garbo R.I.P.
"Ooooooh! I'm scaaaaaared!"
Actually the quote was, "Ooooooh! I'm scaa...." but then the rest is kinda fuzzy. I didn't actually SEE what happened but it ws just me and Mike Tyson in the room, so I'm pretty sure he had something to do with all my teeth disappearing like that.
"Whoa! Somebody's a little holier than thou!"
Sarcasm is wasted on the Pope.
"You think you can steal my lyrics and get away with it?! That'll be the day!!"
Touche Buddy Holly, touche!